well i think it's funny
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long= The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy.
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "they're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch
of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot
the turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "they're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch
of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot
the turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
"this is how to keep a idiot busy"Sharpe wrote:this is this cat
this was is cat
this is how cat
this was to cat
this is keep cat
this was a cat
this is idiot cat
this was busy cat
Ok? Now read the 3rd word in every line!
not to mention wreck the grammar
lazymanc :
Last edited by garlando on Tue Mar 04, 2003 5:27 pm, edited 2 times in total.
If you build a man a fire he'll be warm for a day, but if you set a man on fire he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
garlando wrote:"this is how to keep a idiot busy"Sharpe wrote:this is this cat
this was is cat
this is how cat
this was to cat
this is keep cat
this was a cat
this is idiot cat
this was busy cat
Ok? Now read the 3rd word in every line!
not to mention wreck the grammer
Shame your spelling sucks as well
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=grammar
YATTA!
/me posts this before he reads the topic...
http://web.mit.edu/patil/www/media/video/yatta.asf
anf for those who don't know any japanese thus don't know what yatta means, it means great
i think this is one for doggers come on, time to learn a new dance routine! 
/me reads the topic....a-ha! ^_^
http://web.mit.edu/patil/www/media/video/yatta.asf
anf for those who don't know any japanese thus don't know what yatta means, it means great
i think this is one for doggers
come on, time to learn a new dance routine! /me reads the topic....a-ha! ^_^
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im a little confused myself as to the topic header, as so far ive only witnessed you fulfil the "thread" part of it, still seems to be lacking in the other departments, especially funnydav wrote:stunty/sharpe
please read the topic before you post again
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