This is a v long one so don't feel d to bother, I have given a run down of tyhe content at the bottom.
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<ben> hehe
<IZS> its almost a fialure
<Phaliure> convo is quite good in here
<perlguy> it is?
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-Crowley:#blitzed- [64] <grifferz> you should start your own society craig <craig> i would, <craig> it'd end up like iraq <craig> except we wouldn't lose
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<Phaliure> ok who has an amusing story to tell the class
<Loaf> o o o me me me
<IZS> .....
<Phaliure> no loaf put yur hand down
<Phaliure> anyone else
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<ben> Phaliure: I do!!!
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<Phaliure> ok fire away
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<ben> this one time
<IZS> I wnat to hear loafs stroy
<ben> at band camp
<ben> i shoved a flute up my pussy
<Loaf> teachers pet
<Phaliure> origional
<ben> thenku
<Loaf> and this one time in a chat room i killed ben
<Phaliure> rememeber children violence is wrong
<IZS> so is being american
<Phaliure> hell yea
<Phaliure> any americans in here
<Phaliure> are there only 4 people actually chattin in this room
<Phaliure> come on peole
<taz_> YOUR MOM
<Phaliure> speak up
<IZS> Im working
<Loaf> that was funny
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<ben> most people are at work
<Phaliure> I am
<IZS> where are you loaf?
<Critical> Me to how funny is that
<Critical> Loaf is now critical
<IZS> oh yeah
<ben> where do you both work?
<Critical> and he is in the office
<Phaliure> at a school i'm a teacher
<Phaliure> ICT
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<Critical> So you weren't just jokin
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<Phaliure> nope
<ben> do you work together?
* taz_ shudders
<Phaliure> no
<Critical> no we don't why do you ask
<Critical> where you ben
<Critical> at work?
<ben> at home.
<Critical> do you work or are you student
<ben> student
<Critical> age
<ben> 18
<Critical> me 15
<Critical> I do work in a school but the only techin I do is teach the staff a lesson
<Critical> he he
<taz_> is there some weird teacher/student irc thing going on here
<ben> no taz
<Phaliure> no taz
<Critical> no taz
<ben> Critical and Phaliure are the same person
<taz_> ahh
<Critical> busted
<Phaliure> busted
<Phaliure> I'm impressed ben normally takes longer even when I use the same computer
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<Phaliure> Oh what a shame
I searched for Phaliure on the net and I found this!
I had joined the channel twice because it seemed like a sensible enough thing to do at the time and they chatted to my self.
I have since then been moved to a new infirmery and had my medication changed, and my pc removed. I have a multiple personality disorder.
No I don't..
Yes I do..
After much fighting with self, chich like the scene in fight club, but with a wireless mouse used as a weapon.
We both come to the conclusion that I should be locked up for a long time.
Sorry it was so long I hate it when people do that!!
