The Official IRC Quotes Thread...

biggles · Post by **biggles** » Mon Dec 30, 2002 6:32 pm

[18:33] <Shef`GiBBle> WHAT THE FUCK
[18:33] <Shef`GiBBle> i just got a reply from my halflife question
[18:33] <Shef`GiBBle> i couldnt find the product key on the box
[18:33] <Shef`GiBBle> (eventually i found it hiding in the manual)
[18:34] <Shef`GiBBle> according to sierra it is a windows xp problem
[18:34] <Shef`GiBBle> god i hate it when my os hides the cd key

Post by **Kulgan** » Mon Dec 30, 2002 8:50 pm

A word of guidance on this - submitting an "amusing quote" consisting entirely of your own particular brand of drool generally is not a good idea.

If someone else found it amusing, they may have submitted it. Submitting your own quote is kinda like laughing at your own joke when everyone else tactfully takes another swig of their drink.

*nudge*

K

Post by **mid_gen** » Mon Dec 30, 2002 11:01 pm

Hurrah to nick for saying what I couldn't be bothered to word properly earlier

biggles · Post by **biggles** » Tue Dec 31, 2002 9:48 am

well i had to tell someone, and i didnt wanna type out the problem in full:(

/me sulks

eclipse · Post by **eclipse** » Tue Dec 31, 2002 9:53 am

*chuckle*

failed subtlety, funny

dogmeat · Post by **dogmeat** » Wed Jan 01, 2003 6:08 pm

<ZiK`> i lurve meh c0ck

Apparently.

ZiK · Post by **ZiK** » Wed Jan 01, 2003 6:41 pm

lol, not as bad as:

[18:05] <MaDeX> i leik deh cock

Post by **mid_gen** » Wed Jan 01, 2003 7:15 pm

Note that I am deleting any and all posts that consist of purely 'lol' or the like.

You have been warned

ZiK · Post by **ZiK** » Wed Jan 01, 2003 7:19 pm

good thing my post had something written after it then isnt it

shrek · Post by **shrek** » Wed Jan 01, 2003 7:21 pm

Yes otherwise it would of been deleted like mine was.

ZiK · Post by **ZiK** » Wed Jan 01, 2003 7:22 pm

..................

lol

shrek · Post by **shrek** » Wed Jan 01, 2003 7:24 pm

ZiK wrote:..................

lol

I think that will get classed as just 'lol' and get deleted

Post by **mid_gen** » Wed Jan 01, 2003 7:54 pm

Well jeez, I didn't see that one coming..

At least *try* and be original.

Phaliure · Post by **Phaliure** » Thu Jan 02, 2003 12:14 am

This is a v long one so don't feel d to bother, I have given a run down of tyhe content at the bottom.

*** Phaliure (Phaliure@81-86-150-86.dsl.pipex.com) has joined channel #blitzed
<ben> hehe
<IZS> its almost a fialure
<Phaliure> convo is quite good in here
<perlguy> it is?
*** craig (craig@host213-1-137-75.in-addr.btopenworld.com) has joined channel #blitzed
*** Mode change "+o craig" on channel #blitzed by ChanServ
-Crowley:#blitzed- [64] <grifferz> you should start your own society craig <craig> i would, <craig> it'd end up like iraq <craig> except we wouldn't lose
*** Signoff: chrisg (Ping timeout)
<Phaliure> ok who has an amusing story to tell the class
<Loaf> o o o me me me
<IZS> .....
<Phaliure> no loaf put yur hand down
<Phaliure> anyone else
*** p1y9p5x7l (~Chessman@p50811ADC.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined channel #blitzed
<ben> Phaliure: I do!!!
*** Mode change "+l 44" on channel #blitzed by ChanServ
<Phaliure> ok fire away
*** p1y9p5x7l is now known as ^chessman
<ben> this one time
<IZS> I wnat to hear loafs stroy
<ben> at band camp
<ben> i shoved a flute up my pussy
<Loaf> teachers pet
<Phaliure> origional
<ben> thenku
<Loaf> and this one time in a chat room i killed ben
<Phaliure> rememeber children violence is wrong
<IZS> so is being american
<Phaliure> hell yea
<Phaliure> any americans in here
<Phaliure> are there only 4 people actually chattin in this room
<Phaliure> come on peole
<taz_> YOUR MOM
<Phaliure> speak up
<IZS> Im working
<Loaf> that was funny
*** Loaf is now known as Critical
<ben> most people are at work
<Phaliure> I am
<IZS> where are you loaf?
<Critical> Me to how funny is that
<Critical> Loaf is now critical
<IZS> oh yeah
<ben> where do you both work?
<Critical> and he is in the office
<Phaliure> at a school i'm a teacher
<Phaliure> ICT
*** Critical is zhagu@81-86-150-86.dsl.pipex.com (Newbie)
*** on channels: #blitzed
*** on irc via server peanut.uk.eu.blitzed.org (Caution, May contain nuts)
*** Critical has been idle 31 seconds
<Critical> So you weren't just jokin
*** Phaliure is Phaliure@81-86-150-86.dsl.pipex.com (Phaliure)
*** on channels: #blitzed
*** on irc via server peanut.uk.eu.blitzed.org (Caution, May contain nuts)
*** Phaliure has been idle 13 seconds
<Phaliure> nope
<ben> do you work together?
* taz_ shudders
<Phaliure> no
<Critical> no we don't why do you ask
<Critical> where you ben
<Critical> at work?
<ben> at home.
<Critical> do you work or are you student
<ben> student
<Critical> age
<ben> 18
<Critical> me 15
<Critical> I do work in a school but the only techin I do is teach the staff a lesson
<Critical> he he
<taz_> is there some weird teacher/student irc thing going on here
<ben> no taz
<Phaliure> no taz
<Critical> no taz
<ben> Critical and Phaliure are the same person
<taz_> ahh
<Critical> busted
<Phaliure> busted
<Phaliure> I'm impressed ben normally takes longer even when I use the same computer
*** Critical has left channel #blitzed
<Phaliure> Oh what a shame

I searched for Phaliure on the net and I found this!

I had joined the channel twice because it seemed like a sensible enough thing to do at the time and they chatted to my self.

I have since then been moved to a new infirmery and had my medication changed, and my pc removed. I have a multiple personality disorder.

No I don't..

Yes I do..

After much fighting with self, chich like the scene in fight club, but with a wireless mouse used as a weapon.

We both come to the conclusion that I should be locked up for a long time.

Sorry it was so long I hate it when people do that!!

Phaliure · Post by **Phaliure** » Thu Jan 02, 2003 8:57 pm

I got these from a random site, hope you like:

1.)
<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (f**k you i didn't touch the motherf***ing cookie, bitch)

2.)
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

3.)
<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops

4.)
<studdud> what the f**k is wtf

5.)
<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!

ZiK · Post by **ZiK** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 4:20 pm

[16:16] <eclipse`> I don't know the speeds of USB2 and firewire compared
[16:16] <+ZiK`> there is little difference
[16:16] <+ZiK`> infact, they might be the same speed
[16:16] <+spey> its very similar to comparing ready brek and porridge
[16:17] <+ZiK`> hehe
[16:17] <eclipse`> nice analogy
[16:17] <+spey> i made it up on the spot
[16:17] <eclipse`> which is firewire and which is USB?
[16:17] <+ZiK`> firewire is like ready brek, and porridge is like USB2
[16:17] <+spey> using the secret formula
[16:17] <eclipse`> ah
[16:17] <+spey> find something with no relevance at all
[16:17] <+spey> and apply it
[16:17] <eclipse`> I like porridge more
[16:17] <+ZiK`> cause ready brek IS porrige but has a brand name

[16:17] <+spey>

[16:17] <eclipse`> heheh
[16:17] <eclipse`> nice
[16:18] <+ZiK`> and tastes slightly nicer
[16:18] <+ZiK`> wow, that is a very good analogy

eclipse · Post by **eclipse** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 5:40 pm

Phaliure wrote:I got these from a random site, hope you like:

that would be bash.org right?

biggles · Post by **biggles** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 5:44 pm

reading irc quotes are better than any book:>

eclipse · Post by **eclipse** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 5:50 pm

you know if they publish a book of irc quotes than that sentence is pretty f00ked

ZiK · Post by **ZiK** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 5:57 pm

we could do that

and then make biggles last post totally meaningless