I looked a little closer at the slot, and pulled at the font of the slot-surround. It came off easily.
It was a self-adhesive one-way slot.
As soon as I removed it, my card popped out.
This is obviously a FUCKING SCAM BY SOME FUCKING THIEVING FUCKING MOTHERLESS PIECE OF SHIT CUNTBAG SCUM *ahem*. Some people might not figure it out like I did, and will go into the bank, assuming that it has eaten their card. Cunt comes over, takes the fake slot off, takes the card, and legs it.
Be VERY careful when you use cashpoints, and keep an eye out for this.
fucks



