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Injury

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 2:53 pm
by Phaliure
I thought I would share the fact that I cracked my head open yesterday with you all and I expect nothing but sympathetic responses.
If you are lucky I will post a picture, but only if you are lucky.
On the subject, has anyone injured themselves on or around computers, I know fabian has a thing of doing that,
and any other amusing pain stories would be much appreciated to make me feel better

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 5:26 pm
by biggles
swinging on ure chair in IT, bad idea all around

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 6:14 pm
by Phaliure
I jumped into bed and accidentally used a set of dumbells as a pillow.
Ouch
4 stitches, cool.

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 6:44 pm
by fabian
o.k. here goes:
i the web on my hand when i was taking off my old case,
i burnt myself on a CPU
i cut my finger on a heat sink
and cut myself on my case again taking out my cd drive.

not that bad, but very annoying. There is blood all over my computer!!

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:41 pm
by shrek
I have a amusing injury story (but it wasn't at the time) which involves my testicles and a wasp, I think you can work out what happened ;)

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:55 pm
by biggles
poor wasp

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 8:03 pm
by shrek
No my poor testicles!!!

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 8:29 pm
by Phaliure
I am abaout to upload the really poor quality image for the world to see.
... ... ...

Ok, This is huge so be patient and it ain't for the faint hearted.

I expect lots of posts now saying,

Wow its huge, you are so brave

Or any of the likes

http://www.geocities.com/radasadar/

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 8:35 pm
by shrek
I see no pic, it just says This page is not available.

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 9:06 pm
by Phaliure
Fixed, now try

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 9:10 pm
by shrek
Yes it works now, also dumbells don't make very good pillows remember that next time ;)

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 9:37 pm
by Phaliure
phaliure makes note to self
Dumbells not pillows
ok cheers

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 9:47 pm
by fabian
is that it,
thats smaler than uatecs penis,
you should see the scra on my legs, now that impresive,
in one go i had about 20 stiches, 13 of them in the same gash and the others in other gashes in my boddy,
this was in saudi arabia where they dont have technaolg.i had to be driven an hour to the hospital, my dad never got the blood out his car!!!!

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 9:51 pm
by Phaliure
Oh fabian what a huge scar you must have
What attacked you in saudi

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 9:52 pm
by shrek
fabian wrote:is that it,
thats smaler than uatecs penis
Hmm and how would you know things like that ;)

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2003 8:15 am
by fabian
we psb (public school boys) have lots of dirty secretes that people only htink are roumers.
rocks attaced me in hte middle of the bloody desert.

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2003 6:43 pm
by biggles
about that wasp injury, set a wasp on ironballs and see if it hurts him

*sighs*

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2003 10:00 pm
by Sharpe
well you could try that on ironballs but you might find a large bit of wood thwacking you on the head not long after biggles. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2003 9:52 am
by Phaliure
fabian wrote:rocks attaced me in hte middle of the bloody desert.
Fabian indures the first ever recorded attack by the killer rocks.

However this has not been confirmed and we are awaiting the results of a drug test

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2003 12:28 am
by fabian
now i'd probably fail,
i think it was my friend throwing rocks at me that caused me to randomly jump off the hill, i was flying for five minutes before they started to try and dog fight me, i took down five before i had to land and refuel, theat when htey got me, the yellow bellied bastards.
I would havefailed back then