Shotgun LAN

It would be worth the publishing cost

[17:53] <@mid|editing> OMG A RUBBER CHICKEN!
[17:53] <@mid|editing> NEW MODEL OUT NEXT WEEK!
[17:54] <+spey> OMG WTF HAWT HAWT!!!!!11
[17:54] <@mid|editing> SHOULD I GET A SUPER DELUXE RUBBER CHICKEN?? NO?? FUCK I WILL ANYWAY!
[17:54] <@PeteTheHair> I HATE RUBBER CHICKENS!

[20:53] <dav^> Top 10 Reasons that Macintosh is still better than the PC
[20:53] <dav^> 1: The Apple icon reminds users to eat healthy
[20:53] <+ZiK`> eating a multi coloured apple is healthy?
[20:53] <dav^> lol
[20:53] <+ZiK`> stop taking that shit dav
[20:53] <Shrek-> could be a toffee apple tho
[20:54] <dav^> toffe apple, can u still buy them
[20:54] <dav^> http://members.tripod.com/keneckert/fun/macbash.htm
[20:54] <dav^> toffee^
[20:54] <+ZiK`> from a carnival no doubt
[20:54] <eclipse^> heheh

<x|Dopey> caffeine is addictive too
<x|Nef|PS2> My...precious..
<x|JihadJohnny> lol
<x|Dopey> lol
<x|FiEND`off> lol
<ArmedGeddon> hehe
<x|Nef|PS2>

[18:55] <+ZiK> what you get?
[18:56] <@PeteTheHair> a monket?
[18:56] <+ZiK> ehehe
[18:56] <@Kulgan> a hairy monket?
[18:57] <+ZiK> i wouldn't like to see a monkey without hair
[18:57] <+ZiK> would look awefully like mid

sorry to break the one word post rule, but...

class

<[xi]ZaF> XI need a dutch server for a cb game, If u can lend us one u may have porn. #xi.rtcw or pm me ip/pw plz

i think pagey is right, we do talk a lot of shit in the IRC channel

[22:24] <+spey> i want to be buried in the warhead of a nuke
[22:24] <+ZiK`> and to be buried around concrete
[22:24] <+spey> or a sub torpedo
[22:25] <Shrek`> hmm nuke why spey?
[22:25] <+ZiK`> i wouldn't mind being buried on the moon
[22:25] <+spey> if they ever fired it
[22:25] <+spey> i could say
[22:25] <+spey> that was me
[22:25] <+ZiK`> yeah
[22:25] <+spey> at least i went out with a big bang
[22:25] <+ZiK`> but you would be dead
[22:25] <+spey> this is true
[22:25] <+ZiK`> wouldn't you rather watch it?
[22:25] <+ZiK`> get someone to tape it
[22:26] <+spey> hmm
[22:26] <+ZiK`> and you can come back and haunt the person who recorded it
[22:26] <+ZiK`>
[22:26] <+spey> yeah good plan
[22:26] <+spey> i can haunt them till they watch the tape
[22:26] <+ZiK`> lol
[22:26] <+spey> then ill be happy
[22:26] <+spey> ill maybe write "boo, btw i was in that nuke you halfbreed" on the wall

<ZiK'> Some people are well experienced enough to know what sodomy is

Wonderful. Glad to hear it. Um.

K

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* Lem|afk is now known as spey
* spey is now known as spey|work
<spey|work> ass holes
<spey|work> your all gay mother fuckers
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????
lol

he thought he was in #gaymotherfuckers

doh,

never leave a work machine unattended

sorry bout that fellas, but if its any consolation i caught the guy perusing around DALnet also so there we go

frankly the idea of 'me' calling anyone a gay mofo is amusing in itself

More proof we talk crap in irc

[18:08] <@ZiK`> brb, i got to give a pussy some meat
[18:08] <+Shrek`> LOL
[18:08] <+eclipse`> lol
[18:08] <@ZiK`>
[18:08] <@ZiK`> what? im feeding a neighbours cat!
[18:08] <@ZiK`> you dirty people!!
[18:08] <+Shrek`>
[18:08] <+eclipse`> cats are great for pussy jokes
[18:08] <@ZiK`> anyway, time for pussy - meat interaction
[18:08] <@ZiK`>
[18:08] <@ZiK`> brb
[18:08] <+eclipse`> lol

[21:23] <dav^> stunty, are you still ignoring me
[21:24] <Stunty> i might be...

Cos that didn't answer the question at all...

* dav^ hands PeteTheHair a wooden spoon
<dav^> goon then get stirring

p.s pete, i love you too

Kulgan wrote:A word of guidance on this - submitting an "amusing quote" consisting entirely of your own particular brand of drool generally is not a good idea.

If someone else found it amusing, they may have submitted it. Submitting your own quote is kinda like laughing at your own joke when everyone else tactfully takes another swig of their drink.

*nudge*

K

Yea what he said

[22:04] <@PeteTheHair> w000
[22:04] <@PeteTheHair> digital TV
[22:04] <@Kulgan> ah - the expert

I just had to get this one in for posterity

[20:55] <mid|afk> have you heard my knife incident?
[20:55] *** mid|afk is now known as mid_gen
[20:55] <PeteTheHair> I remember picking it up, and it driping
[20:55] <rib> nope....
[20:55] <PeteTheHair> I'm impressed it works at all
[20:55] <mid_gen> to put it simply
[20:55] <PeteTheHair> mid_gen - go on
[20:55] <mid_gen> bottle of wine + no corkscrew + butterknife + butterknife lodged 1cm into palm of hand
[20:56] <mid_gen> *=
[20:56] <mid_gen> hurts like buggery
[20:56] <rib> silly child...
[20:56] <PeteTheHair> ooops
[20:56] <Shrek`> ouch
[20:56] <rib> lots of blood?
[20:56] <rib> a+e?
[20:56] <mid_gen> my palm filled up in a few seconds and then dribbled on the floor
[20:56] <mid_gen> no a&e although I think a few stitches would go a miss
[20:57] <mid_gen> I'll see how it feels in the morning
[20:57] <mid_gen> *wouldn't
[20:57] <rib> go out for a run then
[20:57] <mid_gen> can you tell my left hand isn't working properly?
[20:57] <rib> thats how i get stitches
[20:57] <mid_gen>
[20:57] <mid_gen> silly man
[20:57] <mid_gen>
[20:57] <Shrek`> lol rib
[20:58] <rib> how can we tell yer left hand aint working...hhmmm yer grumpy? yer not left handed are you
[20:58] <PeteTheHair> lol
[20:58] <Shrek`> lol
[20:58] <mid_gen> blergh
[20:58] <mid_gen>
[20:59] <rib> dear derdrie, i cut my masterbating hand in a freak bottle of wine incident and now i cant stroke the purple sausage, as a result im experiancing regular mood swings, what shall i do?
[20:59] <Shrek`> lol

<ZiK`> i got a hentai directory now thanks to doggers
<G256> what bout ntl chief?
<Speykumi> you dont need a 3000 foot tall robot to demonstrate ultimate l33tness
<ZiK`> inital d isn't the l33test
<eclipse`> you have hentai?
<ZiK`> pfff
<Speykumi> zik it soooooo is
<eclipse`> why don't I have hentai?
<ZiK`> nah
<Speykumi> its like subtley amazing
<DjArcas> You lot are scaring me
<DjArcas> Get girlfriends
<eclipse`> we're scary
<ZiK`> anime girlfriends?
<eclipse`> and yes
<eclipse`> we need girlfriends
<DjArcas> No, real ones
<ZiK`> anime isn't real?
<Speykumi> you could have an anime about some demon who is just the fastest best, most l33t kill the f00k out of anything ever
<eclipse`> what did you just say?
<Speykumi> but thats too blatent
<Kul^cookbangers> ZiK`, eclipse`: stop it now or i'll disown you
<ZiK`> hehehe
<G256> anyone got a few grand for a simpsons pinball machine?
<eclipse`> damnit
<ZiK`> lol cookbangers
<Speykumi> takumi is like a god
<Speykumi> but at the same time
<ZiK`> i have such a sick mind
<eclipse`> lol cookbangers
<Speykumi> he is a dozy teenage
<Speykumi> r
<eclipse`> funny
<eclipse`> change one letter
<Kul^cookbangers> what? cookbangers is perfectly innocent!
<eclipse`> yes but Nick has a dirty mind
<Speykumi> could be bang cookers
<ZiK`> which nick?
<Speykumi> that would be stranger still
<ZiK`> kulgan has a dirty mind?
<ZiK`> lol spey
* Speykumi pictures kul with his trousers down standing infront of an open oven
<ZiK`> aww man
<Shrek`> lol
<Speykumi> ...mm
<Speykumi> lovley image
<Kul^cookbangers> lol
<Speykumi> wont you share it with me?
<Kul^cookbangers> saw that coming from a mile off
<ZiK`> i think he is just twiddling with the knobs on the frint
<Kul^cookbangers> heh
<ZiK`> front^
<Speykumi> lol
<Speykumi> touche
<Kul^cookbangers> indeed

K

[23:05] <+ZiK`> get a celeron if you have no money, get a p4 if you want to look cool
[23:05] <+Dan-_-_-> hehe
[23:05] <+Dan-_-_-> but they must be better than PIII 850
[23:05] <@Chiefeh> or AMD if you want something that works.
[23:06] <+Dan-_-_-> oh yeh
[23:06] <+Dan-_-_-> forgot about them
[23:06] <+ZiK`> pardon me chief? i think youve gotten mixed up
[23:06] <@Chiefeh> no. im a professional. my professional opinion stands
[23:06] <+Speykumi>
[23:06] <+Speykumi> lol
[23:06] <+ZiK`> im a professional wanker
[23:06] <+ZiK`> that makes me a pro aswell
[23:06] <+Shrek`> lol
[23:06] <+Dan-_-_-> check this out
[23:06] <@Chiefeh> lol
[23:06] <+ZiK`> so my opinon also stands
[23:06] <+Dan-_-_-> http://www.pcstats.com/articleview.cfm?articleID=1217
[23:06] <@PeteTheHair> <@Chiefeh> no. im a professional. - ROFLMAO
[23:06] <+Speykumi> im a pro galactic battlegrounds player
[23:06] <+Shrek`> ZiK` u wanker
[23:06] <+Speykumi> seeded number 1 in the world
[23:06] <@Chiefeh> pete.. sshhh!
[23:06] <+ZiK`> hehehe