had to post this.
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had to post this.
There was an Engineer, Manager, and a Windows Programmer driving
down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened
down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed
to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing
avoiding going over a cliff!
They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but
otherwise unharmed.
The Manager said, "To fix this problem we need to organize a
committee, have meetings, and through a process of continuous
improvement, develop a solution."
The Engineer said, "No that would take too long, and besides that
method never worked before. I have my trusty pen knife here and
will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct
it."
The Windows Programmer said, "I think your both wrong! I think we
should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens
again."
down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened
down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed
to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing
avoiding going over a cliff!
They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but
otherwise unharmed.
The Manager said, "To fix this problem we need to organize a
committee, have meetings, and through a process of continuous
improvement, develop a solution."
The Engineer said, "No that would take too long, and besides that
method never worked before. I have my trusty pen knife here and
will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct
it."
The Windows Programmer said, "I think your both wrong! I think we
should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens
again."
You know that with an image like that with large areas of block colour, you really should be using GIF or TIFF compression? And before you start to push your luck too much, you might like to know that these forums have an IP ban feature.
mid_gen - www.the-midfield.com
well, out of all the people on the forum, I probably dislike you most, I do find you quite annoying, and you are a bit of a llama.
but I know you're not a bad person, and it looks like you really want this...
so....
ok I'll make you an avatar, it will take a few days, I've got to reinstall my Operating System.
note to uatec: yours is gonna be a little while as well.
but I know you're not a bad person, and it looks like you really want this...
so....
ok I'll make you an avatar, it will take a few days, I've got to reinstall my Operating System.
note to uatec: yours is gonna be a little while as well.
this is where pinkeye posts really funny stuff, that i bring over sometimes if its funny enough (windows programmer joke)
http://www.mrfootlong.f2s.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=1
the smiles are found here
http://www.mrfootlong.f2s.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=40
:> its a dying forum, but i check it once a month and theres usually some more funny stuff posted.
http://www.mrfootlong.f2s.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=1
the smiles are found here
http://www.mrfootlong.f2s.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=40
:> its a dying forum, but i check it once a month and theres usually some more funny stuff posted.