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There was an Engineer, Manager, and a Windows Programmer driving
down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened
down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed
to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing
avoiding going over a cliff!

They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but
otherwise unharmed.

The Manager said, "To fix this problem we need to organize a
committee, have meetings, and through a process of continuous
improvement, develop a solution."

The Engineer said, "No that would take too long, and besides that
method never worked before. I have my trusty pen knife here and
will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct
it."

The Windows Programmer said, "I think your both wrong! I think we
should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens
again."
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Post by mid_gen »

You know that with an image like that with large areas of block colour, you really should be using GIF or TIFF compression? And before you start to push your luck too much, you might like to know that these forums have an IP ban feature.
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Post by ZiK »

are you? are you really sorry??
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Nickage!

Post by eclipse »

pure Nickaging (new word) of mid's avatar, tut tut tut, make your own it's more fun ;) and that story is uhm, not too funny actually. sorry, don't find it funny.
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Post by Chief »

regardless of taste.. thats a pretty funny joke that will go down well with any geek type :lol: specially my uni lectureres :D
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Post by biggles »

yay!

*pokes eclipse* make me an avatar,
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Post by eclipse »

beg for it.
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Post by biggles »

PAHLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(also would be useful if you hosted it on your site:>)

*beg*

*spams some begging*

*spams some weeping*

*spams some more begging*
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Post by shrek »

Eclipse please make him a avatar I can't stand begging
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Post by biggles »

thats right! i have the ogre hostage, and i am making him phone you to ask for the avatar, leave it on 59th street, under the bus shelter at 2am, or its alll over:P
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Post by eclipse »

well, out of all the people on the forum, I probably dislike you most, I do find you quite annoying, and you are a bit of a llama.

but I know you're not a bad person, and it looks like you really want this...

so....

ok I'll make you an avatar, it will take a few days, I've got to reinstall my Operating System.

note to uatec: yours is gonna be a little while as well.
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Post by biggles »

whee! daddy llama will be so happy!
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Post by eclipse »

and I think mid will be pleased that you aren't using his avatar anymore
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Post by uatec »

Cheers mate,

No worries, take your time. :D
Moo!
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Post by biggles »

ok i have replaced my avatar temporarily as a sign of good faith to midgen:> but i really want a more serious one, the kind that only a skilled artist can make!

i wanted to use this one but its too big my 33pixels:(

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Post by eclipse »

hehe, that's quit funny, I like those Unreal Tourny smily character animation thingy's.

ooo skilled artist thank you ;)

/me has idea for Uatec's avatar but hasn't thought of anything for Biggles yet.
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Post by biggles »

this is where pinkeye posts really funny stuff, that i bring over sometimes if its funny enough (windows programmer joke)

http://www.mrfootlong.f2s.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=1

the smiles are found here

http://www.mrfootlong.f2s.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=40

:> its a dying forum, but i check it once a month and theres usually some more funny stuff posted.
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